Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-15 09:17 am

[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Scored) - Merlot

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.
todineonthecorpse: (of sinners never saved)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[you know what, might as well. there's a certain threshold past which he's going to lose it and dissolve into a puddle of orgiastic violation and it's important to know when he crosses it.]

[also i forgot about the corpse entirely lmao so yeah Merlot is definitely getting his gross blood-coated fingers - because tearing the room apart absolutely means getting some of what's on the floor on your hands, at least if you're Merlot - all over that corpse, too.]
todineonthecorpse: (you carry the net)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[electrotoxin is a manifestation of the Originium Arts which Merlot inherited from Yuzu, ahem. imagine if electricity were rendered into a viscous fluid, like a wet corrosive shock capable of being expressed through the pores of one's skin like sweat. like a decaying mist that also gives you little goosepimple tingles all over.]

[basically he's trying to disintegrate things with a touch.]

[he almost electrotoxins the corpse for going "oof!", then stops himself. what the fuck?]

... I'm sorry, what?

[HAVE THEY BEEN ALIVE THIS ENTIRE TIME. DID THEY OVERHEAR EVERYTHING HE DID IN HERE.]
todineonthecorpse: (cursed are the places you have been)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[... well. a little politeness never hurt. might as well make his last memories pleasant, hm? so he doesn't suspect too much.]

If anything, Grandfather, I'm helping make it easier to clean up in here, like any good servant would do - particularly if some of the mess winds up being self-inflicted.

[the "Grandfather" is ... not meant familiarly, as much as it's simply an overly friendly way to address an elderly gentleman, but his player's got a sinking suspicion he may be more "correct" in that assertion than he's aware.]
todineonthecorpse: (and he holds the spade)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[he grins.]

Well, I suppose maybe someone might've "seen", or "heard", something - but as for what state I'd assume that someone might've been left in, it seems fair to me to suggest a live man wouldn't have been in the room to see anything, but a corpse is a blameless witness.
todineonthecorpse: (take the girls)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, I might. [what's a "police", he wonders, idly.]

But it's getting late, and I have to wonder if that'd really be good for an old man's heart. And you strike me as a man who appreciates having a fine life. Maybe even a fine wife?

[okay, he's just guessing here, but - he's pieced together some things about the scenario whence Beatrice and Battler came. there's ... types, surely.]
todineonthecorpse: (of sinners never saved)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm ... Sounds to me like a better wife would be the one that doesn't have children of her own in the first place, don't you think? I hear there's always children looking for a good set of rich parents to devote themselves to for some reason or another all over the place, these days.

And if you tire of them, well ... they're not really your kids in the end, are they? You can simply cut them loose, just that easily.
todineonthecorpse: (he will rob the graves)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I just have a perverse interest in disgustingly older men?

I am curious what you're doing here, though. Perhaps you can help me understand something about the man who's been like a father, to me, seeing as you're clearly something in the family way to him yourself ...

For instance, don't all children long to kill their parents? And yet here you are, looking quite lively for a corpse.
todineonthecorpse: (no one will speak your name)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh ... well. I was hoping you'd be more fun. Like the "maybe if I dressed myself up in a nice little dress you'd find me a decent distraction from your wife problems" sort of fun. Doesn't look like my day for it, unfortunately ...

Perhaps he'll thank me for this, after all.

[and just going to try to hack the old man corpse's head off with the sword, because why not.]
todineonthecorpse: (you led us there and forced us in)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
... reminding me of Yuzu isn't making me enjoy the thought of more of your company, you know.

[and so he's going to just. manhandle the corpse, rather cruelly, and try and slam it into a wall. do you have the key on your body somewhere, old man????? where is it? does he have to turn you upside down and shake you to find it????]
todineonthecorpse: (you carry the net)

Re: A... Room

[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. At least it's not in your pants.

[his face twists, repulsively repulsed.]

You know, I wouldn't have minded working with you to see if you could make Battler's situation worse, and my job, easier? But you had to go and be like that about it. I only enjoy being humiliated when it's fun, you know ...

[sighs heavily, and turns to go shove the key into the lock and move on.]