Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-15 09:17 am
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[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Scored) - Merlot

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-19 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Corpse would have something to say about that first thing but the last thing makes him just LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH and there's also an [AHAHA.WAV] echoing in the room.

"BATTLER? KILL HIS PARENTS? KILL ANYONE? THAT BOY DOESN'T HAVE THE STRENGTH OF GUTS TO PULL A TRIGGER EVEN IF IT WERE TO BE A MERCY! KYHAHAHAHAHA! You should choose your parents more wisely if you expect something like that from a father figure! But I could see the resemblance--you're just as foolish as he is!"
todineonthecorpse: (no one will speak your name)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh ... well. I was hoping you'd be more fun. Like the "maybe if I dressed myself up in a nice little dress you'd find me a decent distraction from your wife problems" sort of fun. Doesn't look like my day for it, unfortunately ...

Perhaps he'll thank me for this, after all.

[and just going to try to hack the old man corpse's head off with the sword, because why not.]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-19 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... well, his head goes rolling...

Unfortunately(?), it doesn't stop his body from shaking with laughter.

[AHAHA.WAV]
todineonthecorpse: (you led us there and forced us in)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
... reminding me of Yuzu isn't making me enjoy the thought of more of your company, you know.

[and so he's going to just. manhandle the corpse, rather cruelly, and try and slam it into a wall. do you have the key on your body somewhere, old man????? where is it? does he have to turn you upside down and shake you to find it????]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The body is gross and crusty and also very brittle. It's not difficult at all to do something like... oh. Tear out some organs, specifically the heart, and discover a shiny gold key in it.
todineonthecorpse: (you carry the net)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. At least it's not in your pants.

[his face twists, repulsively repulsed.]

You know, I wouldn't have minded working with you to see if you could make Battler's situation worse, and my job, easier? But you had to go and be like that about it. I only enjoy being humiliated when it's fun, you know ...

[sighs heavily, and turns to go shove the key into the lock and move on.]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You move on.
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