Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-10 01:39 pm
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[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Unscored): Beatrice

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Pukuku laugh before the butler says, "Well, then..." and disconnects the line. Off to go get cookies, tea, and your husband presumably.
ahahadotwav: and put me in a box, i'm worth more than 6 million dollars and this jewelry display case is boring to hang out in. (i hate when people label me)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[is this a good idea, who knows. it's what we're doing now.

while she waits she'll examine the bookshelf, though it's probably going to be exactly what she expects]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of the classics in mysteries, yep.

But also some other stuff mixed it here or there. Mostly of a magical realism bent if it's not mystery.

The book on top of shelf is The Devotion of Suspect X, though. Clearly, someone's been going through it again.
ahahadotwav: in my grave (if anyone needs me i'll be dead)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[unsurprising in the best way

but she's not in the mood for reading so she's just going to flop on the bed and lounge around]
damedana: (!003)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[After a little bit of lounging... knock knock from the balcony.

Hi, it's your husband with a tray of cookies. He still looks very worn out and tired but at least there's less bloody mess on his chest, now.

Also smiling super sappily at you.]

Comfy?
ahahadotwav: not think of myself 'as' something just think of myself in general. (i like to think of myself.)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. Though I should beat you up for setting up such a beautiful room for me in your heart! I feel like there's no way I can live up to this!

[pats the bed, come here come here]
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[coming over and putting the tray of cookies on the nightstand. crawling into bed next to her, leaning over her for a moment.]

No way, hm?
ahahadotwav: by 100 snakes: maybe one of them will have anti-venom in it. (the optimism of being bitten)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
No~ way~

[props herself up with her elbows so she can kiss him. chu]
damedana: (!061)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[chu~]

I think you've already more than earned it, though?

[time to flop onto bed and pull Beato over to him]
ahahadotwav: when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies (dont betray me and act surprised)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Keep saying things like that, and I'll have to find a way to shut you up.

[clings to him tho]
damedana: (!092)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
What? Time to wax poetry about my darling, my beloved, my golden nugget of beauty and grace? Love and light of my life?

[he can keep going, you know he can]

ahahadotwav: is to create more problems until you are dead (the best way to solve problems)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Battleeeerrrrrr...

[oh no she's so embarrassed and it's hitting her objective making her even more blushy and full of dokis so she ends up just rolling around on the bed and burying her face in a pillow]
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Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[snicking his ihihi snicker and rolling over on top of heeeer to kiss her head and add close to her eaaaar,]

So cute when she's shy!
ahahadotwav: here unless they are my enemy or betrayer or if it will help me get where i'm going faster (don't want to throw anyone under the bus)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
NoooooooOoooooOooo Ushiromiya Battler you will pay for thiiiiiiiiis
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
How? You're completely trapped now~
ahahadotwav: (i am just going to go to sleep)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
That was your plan all along, wasn't it? You nefarious sorcerer, luring me into this lovely room and then using compliments and affection to trap me so I'm at your mercy...!
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Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
How else does someone lure in a rare butterfly but with sweets?

[but he'll let up so she can come out from the pillow, maybe.]
ahahadotwav: luckily i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want (i was put on this earth to do one thing)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[she's using that opportunity to HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE PILLOW, SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER]
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Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[THERE'S A "WAUGH" AND THEN HE'S DOWN ON THE BED. CRITICAL HIT!




he's already reaching for his own pillow.]
ahahadotwav: i would pick vast. (if i could have any type of wealth)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
You might have trapped me here, but you wouldn't expect me to go down without a fight, riiiiiight? Ushiromiya Battleeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!

[this is stupid]
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Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[help it's cute.]

You think one hit's gonna keep me down? It'll take more than just that!
ahahadotwav: about the dimensional rip in the sky with demons pouring out of it and start talking about my cute outfit again (wish people would stop talking)

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
I have an advantage, though! You're still obviously weakened! Under normal circumstances I'd obviously lose since I'm a delicate maiden, but in this one case the tables have been turned!!
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Delicate maiden? Since when?

Like, literally. Since your maidenhood--

[you married this]
ahahadotwav: and an incredibly dumb idiot doesn't make me 'complex' well then honestly i dont care (if being both an intelligence genius)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-18 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[TAKE A PILLOW TO THE FACE ASSHOLE]
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-18 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
GAAAH!

[he has been pillow'd]

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