[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Unscored): Beatrice

[damedana]

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.

Comments

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

Battleeeerrrrrr...

[oh no she's so embarrassed and it's hitting her objective making her even more blushy and full of dokis so she ends up just rolling around on the bed and burying her face in a pillow]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[snicking his ihihi snicker and rolling over on top of heeeer to kiss her head and add close to her eaaaar,]

So cute when she's shy!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

NoooooooOoooooOooo Ushiromiya Battler you will pay for thiiiiiiiiis

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

How? You're completely trapped now~

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

That was your plan all along, wasn't it? You nefarious sorcerer, luring me into this lovely room and then using compliments and affection to trap me so I'm at your mercy...!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

How else does someone lure in a rare butterfly but with sweets?

[but he'll let up so she can come out from the pillow, maybe.]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

[she's using that opportunity to HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE PILLOW, SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[THERE'S A "WAUGH" AND THEN HE'S DOWN ON THE BED. CRITICAL HIT!




he's already reaching for his own pillow.]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

You might have trapped me here, but you wouldn't expect me to go down without a fight, riiiiiight? Ushiromiya Battleeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!

[this is stupid]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[help it's cute.]

You think one hit's gonna keep me down? It'll take more than just that!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

I have an advantage, though! You're still obviously weakened! Under normal circumstances I'd obviously lose since I'm a delicate maiden, but in this one case the tables have been turned!!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

Delicate maiden? Since when?

Like, literally. Since your maidenhood--

[you married this]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

[TAKE A PILLOW TO THE FACE ASSHOLE]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

GAAAH!

[he has been pillow'd]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

By the way! I just remembered that I owe you payback for earlier in this game! Just what was that crap with the disgusting dried-up Kinzo supposed to be?! You think it was funny making me have to grope around in that old bastard's chest!?!

[MORE PILLOW STRIKES ALL OVER HIS BODY]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[MERCY. HE'S STILL HEALING AND THERE'S ALSO OTHER HEAAAAART RUUUUUUUNS]

What funny?! There was a theme!

--also if anything was going to slow you down before the fourth room, that was! So corruption-brain thought it was fine! You remember I had corruption brains, right?!?!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

[NO MERCY okay maybe she's not hitting super hard]

Well, your corruption brain is stupid! There was never any way that was going to slow me down! If anything, that guy gave me the encouragement to keep going and find you instead of dallying, right!?

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[not gonna say it nOT GONNA SAY IT but also like I MEAN. BOTH REASONS ARE TRUE...]

Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I won't use something like that again!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

Good!

[lowers her pillow]

Now get down on the ground and kiss my feet.

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[... whines because his chest hurts but then stops and halfheartedly throws a pillow at her.]

Bring your foot over here and I'll kiss it. But I'm not budging.

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

Hmph, fine.

[lays back on the bed so that she can hold up her foot for him]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[takes her foot...


AND PULLS IT TO PULL HER OVER CLOSER.]

What, this foot?

[waves it at her.]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

[GWAH

WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL]

Battler!!!

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[damedana]

[SNERKS it's cute]

All right, all right, calm down.

[looks to the foot he's holding and just. yeah, okay. fair enough. he'll give it a kiss.]

I'm sorry I put you through this.

[and another kiss.]

And you saw me hurt like that.

[and a third...]

Re: A... Room...? [Original]

[ahahadotwav]

[hey wow this is an even worse kind of attack]

...I-it's not like... you need to apologise for any of that...