Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-10 01:39 pm
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[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Unscored): Beatrice

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.
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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
You like happy memories of Maria handing out candy to the family during her trick-or-treats, right--?

Oh, no wait.

It's now this scene.

Ushiromiya Maria loved to hand out candy in the trick-or-treats during the family convention. Ushiromiya Battler always thought it was cute. would also like to shove candy down people's throats until they burst.
ahahadotwav: near a big gust of wind and see what that gets you, and see what it gets me while you're at it. actually see about my one first, if i can get something then that is something i want to know about. (try waving all that money around)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
...Idiot.

[fine since this is what we're doing. time to go investigate the corpse]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's definitely a real corpse. Kinda hard to make out the who unless. Well, there's one way to ID this person.

How thoroughly is she checking over the body?
ahahadotwav: emptying the bag of satan's stuff i stole out on to the table. ("i went through hell to get this" i say)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[is the corpse wearing clothes? if so, she's looking in the pockets.

and though she hates it, might as well check the toes just to be sure.]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
The corpse has on some funeral yukata but oh lookit there. Six toesies!
Edited 2023-02-11 08:21 (UTC)
ahahadotwav: is the two graves thing, unless it's a revenge pit for someone to fall in i don't have to dig anything. (the biggest scam in revenge)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[wow shocking

she's going to shove the corpse off the bed. you know, just to check if there's anything hidden under the old bastard.]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Oof!"

... a desecated corpse shouldn't be saying "oof" but y'know.

"--gyahahaha--Beatrice! You've found me out!"

He is. Still on the floor all crusty and gross and doing that Kinzo laugh.
ahahadotwav: i lie about things that are cool, like that i have a pet baby stegosaurus that i can't show anyone because the government will take it away. (that's not something i would lie about)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, you're alive?

[and she got her hands on him? gross gross gross]

Do you happen to know where the key is?

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
"By some definition--that Battler, couldn't even bother with a full piece summoning for me! Why do you think I'd know where the key is, hm?"

Unfortunately, Kinzo sounding way too amused as a crusty husk of a corpse with no eyes and too many teeth showing, ew.
ahahadotwav: i'll stop believing it when i'm not seeing it, then if i see it again i will start believing again. (i'll believe it when i see it)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
If you weren't involved in the solution, why would you be alive? Battler could have just let you stay among the dead where you belong if he did not have a use for you here.

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Beatrice, how you forget so easily! Do you not remember what I've said before in the Golden Land? Though, really, that Battler could have come up with a less grotesque manner. What sort of game are you two playing this time?"
ahahadotwav: of forms of communication such as howls, growls, and mewls. (in today's world we now use a variety)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh]

I'm supposed to be getting rid of those.

[points at the vines, annoyed]

And also to find the way out of here.

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, then.

Step over my corpse, as you like, my dear."

Crusty corpse gonna flop around until he can point straight at his left chest.

"It's here."
ahahadotwav: may be different from my definition of a good idea, mine being that a good idea is any idea i think of (your definition of a good idea)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
...

You can't be serious.

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Now why would I lie to you? If Battler intended me to be a deterrent--then as a piece, I suppose I will be, but he cannot force me to prevent you from achieving your goals! Beatrice! This is a husk of a body! Paper thin! You should be able to easily take it!"
ahahadotwav: on what we value most, such as precious metals, gems, and other treasures. (it has been a time to reflect)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Disgusting. He's going to pay for making me have to touch you with my own hands.

[but fine if that's what he says she's going to just. see if she can, put her hand in his chest,]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
She sure can! It's really just paper thin skin and crusty meat flesh. Good news: his heart is also very shriveled and crusty so it's easy to feel the key in it.
ahahadotwav: at a cove, it's called a caven when witches gather in a cave, there are no other cool places to gather so we don't have to think of any additional collective names. (it's called a coven when witches gather)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[cool! great! cool and great! time to pull the key out! is kinzo going to still be alive after that,]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
... YEP! He's laughing like a loon. As he does. Very happy to help his Beatrice.
ahahadotwav: collect all the lizard eggs in the area. this quest has no reward unless you think your backpack inventory inevitably filling up with baby lizards is a reward. (optional quest:)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
[uuuuugh gross gross groooooosssss]

If you can still laugh like that, you can tell me if there's anything I can do about those vines.

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't your games usually have some kind of clue at the beginning? Continue! Find that no good grandson of mine and show him!"
ahahadotwav: unless the blame is a bad thing, then everyone else can have it. (i will take the blame)

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[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-11 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
...I will.

[time to go unlock the door]

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[personal profile] damedana 2023-02-11 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Kinzo laughing like a loon still, but you're used to that.

Time to leave.
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