Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-25 07:47 am

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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I STILL HAD TO PROVE A POINT! I COULDN'T LET YOUR BRAGGING STAND!

[Despite her words, Jessica's grinning widely. It looks like a weight has been lifted off her shoulders, even a small one.]

...and yeah, I do. C'mon, let's get moving.

[At least she offers a hand up.]
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jessica plants her foot on Battler's chest as he's climbing out of the pond.]

Could you say that again? I think I misheard you~
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, so grateful! I'm glad my cringe cousin who said things in English he didn't actually understand just so he could sound cool is finally growing up.

[okay she actually lets him out now and lets him lead her to the fishing trap]
heiressunapparent: (i should feel shame but i don't)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been here for a few months longer than I have, right? I'd feel bad if I just missed the wedding by a day or two~

[.......]

you can't laugh at me for this question alright

[...................................]

does kissing beatrice taste like paint,

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE SHE REALLY DOES LOOK JUST LIKE THE PORTRAIT IN THE HALL AND I KNOW IT'S DUMB BUT I CAN'T GET THE THOUGHT OUT OF MY HEAD

I LIVED WITH THAT CREEPY THING FOR TWO YEARS OKAY
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Aunt Kyrie mentioned that there's alternate worlds... did you come from one where you survived the massacre or something?

[There's hope glimmering in Jessica's voice.

rip]
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[digs out her phone, finds battler's profile

squints]

...jeez, I knew the cultists were sadistic, but that's more than a little unfair.

Would it be okay if I talked, um... [Jessica casts her gaze back and forth, making sure they're alone.] Honestly?
heiressunapparent: (HUFF!)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So... first of all...

[Battler ALMOST gets a forehead flick, but Jessica mercifully pulls back, deciding that she's inflicted enough violence on Battler.

FOR NOW]

Speaking of stupid things you did when you were young: be more careful with your words, dumbass!

Even I could tell that Sayo was a bit torn up over that "prince on a white horse" thing, sheesh...

Now that you're married to Beatrice, I've got to step up as her best friend! [Jessica puffs out her chest and gives Battler her best half-serious glare.] If you ever do anything to hurt her like that again, then I'll do worse than suplex you into the pond!

Are we clear, buster?
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Jessica flinches when she sees that pain-filled smile, then squats down next to him, picking up a stick and idly stirring it through the river's water.]

So... what now?

I spent so long ignoring her, that I... I don't want to do that anymore. Not now.

But you're- well-

[Gestures vaguely.]

Married!

[Gestures less vaguely.]

...I guess if it helps... I'm not really interested in Beatrice. Like I said, it'd be too much like kissing that portrait for my taste.

But... Yoshiya and Sayo...

[She trails off.]
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-11 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
...yeah.

She deserves it, after... [Jessica doesn't want to give voice to what she went through.]

So...

What's up with you, then?

You seem different.
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-11 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
THE FIRST ONE YOU BIG DUMMY!

[HUFF] I'M the expert in playing dumb around here, don't muscle in on my turf!
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[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-11 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard not to, when you realize something like.......

[wait]

HEY STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION OR I'M GONNA PUSH YOU IN THE RIVER

AND TAKE ALL YOUR FISH BACK TO MINNOW

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