Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-25 07:47 am

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Re: Day 53, morning

[personal profile] counterfactual 2022-12-27 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
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Re: Day 53, morning

[personal profile] counterfactual 2022-12-27 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HOW DO YOU KNOW IF SHE'S EVEN AT RABBIT HUH]
ahahadotwav: up there with the ultra rich, then one day you will look through a pair of opera binoculars and get rings of gold paint around your eyes and those riches will be laughing, that's when you'll wish you were back down here in the gutter with me. (Default)

day 70, some point after new arrivals ALSO THIS IS GOING TO BE SPOILERS

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-25 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Beatrice: Jessica is here.
ahahadotwav: up there with the ultra rich, then one day you will look through a pair of opera binoculars and get rings of gold paint around your eyes and those riches will be laughing, that's when you'll wish you were back down here in the gutter with me. (Default)

Re: day 70, some point after new arrivals ALSO THIS IS GOING TO BE SPOILERS

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-25 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Beatrice: Can I come see you?
ahahadotwav: up there with the ultra rich, then one day you will look through a pair of opera binoculars and get rings of gold paint around your eyes and those riches will be laughing, that's when you'll wish you were back down here in the gutter with me. (Default)

Re: day 70, some point after new arrivals ALSO THIS IS GOING TO BE SPOILERS

[personal profile] ahahadotwav 2023-02-25 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
heiressunapparent: (hold up)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
punchy mcfist: hey battler we should probably
punchy mcfist: talk???????????????????????????????????
heiressunapparent: (i should feel shame but i don't)

72 afternoon doy

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
punchy mcfist: uhhhhh is someplace in the forest safe??? i don't want to have anyone overhear
heiressunapparent: (Default)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
punchy mcfist: i'll be there!

[Jessica is in fact, there, and giving Battler a weirdly intense stare as he approaches.]
heiressunapparent: (HUFF!)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Battler gets within range, Jessica drops to her heels-

Darts forward-

Sweeps up-

And goes to suplex Battler directly into the pond of friendship.]

I TOLD YOU I'D REALLY DUNK YOU NEXT TIME WE TALKED, JACKASS!
heiressunapparent: (Default)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I STILL HAD TO PROVE A POINT! I COULDN'T LET YOUR BRAGGING STAND!

[Despite her words, Jessica's grinning widely. It looks like a weight has been lifted off her shoulders, even a small one.]

...and yeah, I do. C'mon, let's get moving.

[At least she offers a hand up.]
heiressunapparent: (big ol grin)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jessica plants her foot on Battler's chest as he's climbing out of the pond.]

Could you say that again? I think I misheard you~
heiressunapparent: (teefsie)

[personal profile] heiressunapparent 2023-03-10 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, so grateful! I'm glad my cringe cousin who said things in English he didn't actually understand just so he could sound cool is finally growing up.

[okay she actually lets him out now and lets him lead her to the fishing trap]

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