[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Scored) - Kyrie, Rika, Ange

[damedana]

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.

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Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[Let's not worry about mom being super okay with being thorough with the corpse,]

Do you know if anyone else has an extra toe? Grandfather does, doesn't he?

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[counterfactual]

[I CAN'T SAY ITTTT]

He... He does.

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

But that's the only one you know of?

[Actually you know what, just to be sure. Let's make sure those extra toes are actually attached for real and not like, glued or sewn on.]

Re: A... Room...

[damedana]

"--GYAHAHA, YOU'VE FOUND ME OUT!"

Oh my god, crusty corpses should now laugh and squirm like they're being tickled. That's just obscene but also, that's what's happening.

Also, the toes are very attached, tyvm.

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

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Re: A... Room...

[damedana]

A BONY, DESECATED FINGER GETTING POINTED RIGHT AT KYRIE'S FACE. Probably seems a little terrible with the toothy laugh happens when there's literally no eyes in his skull.

"I should have known my no good son would have married someone so thorough! And yet, you've completely missed the right area to search a rotten corpse!"

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[Gross...]

Under the tongue? Or inside your stomach? Could you please lower your voice a bit at least, you're frightening Ange.

Re: A... Room...

[damedana]

"Ange?! Ange is here?! Where?!"

Listen, sometimes you're a terrible person but also you're a doting grandpa excited to see grandchild but also maybe he shouldn't do that without any eyes uhhhh...

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[Please......]

Maybe if we found you a mask first.

Re: A... Room...

[damedana]

"Pssssshhhh! What would such a thing be needed for? In any case, it's here!" He pounds a fist to his left breast. "Obviously, if you need to step over my corpse to progress, it's only right to tear out the heart, first!"

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

I haven't even checked how the lock looks this time, are you really telling me to tear out your heart? Desecrating the corpse of my honoured father-in-law would be a terrible thing to jump to.

Re: A... Room...

[damedana]

"I should have figured a woman would get squeamish about it."

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[Okay. Okay this is just Battler's mind thinking that's what Kinzo would say. But still, fuck you old man? She's had e-fucking-nough?]

...You know, I don't have to pretend to suck up to you right now when it won't cause problems for my husband. Don't speak to me like that.

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[damedana]

"I will speak to you however it pleases me! I freely give you the answer to the clue and you don't even have the guts to do what is needed! It's no wonder that Battler turned out the way he did!"

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[Holy shit. She wants to kill an old man so bad. Instead she's grabbing at him to see if his heart is actually easily accessible or if she's going to have to find something to cut him open with.]

Don't blame me for any complaints you have when I didn't raise him.

Re: A... Room...

[damedana]

He is very crusty and crunchy and he does another one of those Kinzo laughs of derision.

"Oh, I won't put all the blame on you. That Asumu did what she could to manage it, but blood is blood, after all!"

Ugliest laughter from ugliest corpse but hey good news is that his chest cavity IS very accessible!

1/2

[counterfactual]

I don't know of anyone else who—

[technically this is not a lie]

Re: A... Room...

[counterfactual]

[BUT I GUESS WE'RE NOW JUST GETTING JUMPSCARED BY THE CORPSE, she actually shrieks]

Ugh!!

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[She's quick to put an arm around Ange.]

It's alright, see, it's just grandfather pulling a prank.

[Why in the world he'd do that who knows!! But apparently! That's what's happening!]

Re: A... Room...

[counterfactual]

[happy to move closer, burying her face away from the sight]

What an awful sense of humor.

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[Shhh just hide in mom's tits now.]

I suppose if grandfather has any sense of humour, it would be an unsavoury one like this.

Re: A... Room...

[counterfactual]

[bless you thank you]

I'm sure it's this place too... whatever is wrong with Onii-chan.

[she stays there for a moment longer before gently pulling back]

I'll let you keep looking around, I should do the same too.

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

[She nods, giving Ange's hair a little ruffle first.]

Let me know if you find anything. If we work together, we'll cover a lot of ground.

Re: A... Room...

[counterfactual]

Mm. [nods] Thank you for dealing with... that, too.

Re: A... Room...

[meatitfeedson]

I'll make sure he doesn't bother you...