Ushiromiya Battler ([personal profile] damedana) wrote2023-02-15 09:17 am

[UMINEKO SPOILERS] Heart (Scored) - Merlot

The story ends as such:
"when the seagulls cried, none were left alive"...

But this isn't such a sad story.

This is a story about love.
todineonthecorpse: (he will rob the graves)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yes? Hello, miss?

[suddenly brisk, and attentive, and polite, and oh so eager to please.]

[(she must not realize she's dead. wouldn't it be something, when she does.)]

Where are you? Are you in danger? How can I reach you?
todineonthecorpse: (cursed are the places you have been)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
An Ushiromiya household servant, obviously - [he refrains from amusing himself by asking "Who else would I be?"] - how much danger? Are you sure you don't want someone to come help you right now?

[he is pretty sure, in fact, that Maria's doing just fine. but he won't tell her that.]
todineonthecorpse: (you led us there and forced us in)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Please, let me reassure you - I'm not Kanon, but he's been like a brother to me in my time working here.

Is it safe to come find you, miss?
todineonthecorpse: (you will be remembered)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Please try and hold on a moment longer, miss. I'll be right back.

[and he leaves the phone off the hook and goes to the wardrobe. for reasons. Kanon-related reasons, perhaps.]
todineonthecorpse: (and he holds the spade)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

... well, be a shame not to peek ...

[so yes, he's opening the wardrobe anyway, even as he has to walk through a few shallow pools of blood to do it. spish spish spootsh]
todineonthecorpse: (when you work for the father)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[you'd be correct.]

[but that doesn't answer the burning curiosity Merlot has about what clothes Battler keeps in his wardrobe.]
todineonthecorpse: (and he holds the spade)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[well]

[perhaps not]

[but it could've been]

Not even Big Brother Kanon's clothes, huh ... ah, well. they wouldn't fit me anyway.

[so he goes to try the phone again, because while that obviously meant something he's unfamiliar with a disconnection tone entirely, and so.]
todineonthecorpse: (when you work for the father)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-16 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[puts that stain up to his lips]

[and licks it off his fingers, contemplatively, as he's already shrugging away from the phone and moving towards the door, leaning down to pick up the sword where it fell.]

It would be very unfulfilling if the same trick works twice, father. Just so you know. But I'll respect your commitment to personal integrity, all the same. It's a kind of honor, and I understand that.

[but he is going to try and cut the chain with the sword, again, anyway.]
todineonthecorpse: (you will drag the lakes)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-17 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh. well. so this one actually has a key, for real, this time.]

[the first thought Merlot has, then, is "perhaps the key is buried in the candy-basket?" and so that's what he's going to check first.]
todineonthecorpse: (and he holds the spade)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[not to worry, he's not going to stop there - but there's only so much one wants to throw at a poor room with a view at a time, after all, especially when one is working their way up to something like - say - pulling the beds apart, to see if there's a key hidden beneath the mattresses, and also opening literally anything openable, again. i.e., the dresser, the nightstand, and if there's a cabinet under the sink in the bathroom that too. he's going to get his hands on them all - and if need be he's going to try and pull on the electrotoxin that is his right to call on as well and see about disintegrating anything that gets in the way of tearing through the room to find - that - damn - key.]

The key to that lock is somewhere in this room, after all.
todineonthecorpse: (of sinners never saved)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[you know what, might as well. there's a certain threshold past which he's going to lose it and dissolve into a puddle of orgiastic violation and it's important to know when he crosses it.]

[also i forgot about the corpse entirely lmao so yeah Merlot is definitely getting his gross blood-coated fingers - because tearing the room apart absolutely means getting some of what's on the floor on your hands, at least if you're Merlot - all over that corpse, too.]
todineonthecorpse: (you carry the net)

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[personal profile] todineonthecorpse 2023-02-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[electrotoxin is a manifestation of the Originium Arts which Merlot inherited from Yuzu, ahem. imagine if electricity were rendered into a viscous fluid, like a wet corrosive shock capable of being expressed through the pores of one's skin like sweat. like a decaying mist that also gives you little goosepimple tingles all over.]

[basically he's trying to disintegrate things with a touch.]

[he almost electrotoxins the corpse for going "oof!", then stops himself. what the fuck?]

... I'm sorry, what?

[HAVE THEY BEEN ALIVE THIS ENTIRE TIME. DID THEY OVERHEAR EVERYTHING HE DID IN HERE.]

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